Burns Night – January 27th 2025

 

The event takes place after the run so meet at the venue at approx. 8.45 pm for prompt 9 pm start.

The meal will most likely be: haggis (meat or vegetarian), tatties and neeps.

Hash Dress Optional: Anything Tartan!
Hash Entertainment: Please make yourself known to us ASAP.

ON ON

Call Girl and Speedy Hunper

 

 

A Taster of Robert Burns’ Poetry!

Nine Inch Will Please a Lady

(Robert Burns)

Come tell me dame, come tell me dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length of tool when used by rule,
Would serve a woman duly?”

The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready,
“l learn’d a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.”

But for a countrie cunt like mine,
In sooth we’re nae sae gentle;
We’ll talk’ twa thumb-bread to the nine,
And that’s a sonsie pintle.

O leeze me on my Charlie lad!
I’ll ne’er forget my Charlie!
Twa roarin’ handfuls and a daud,
He nidg’t it in fu’ rarely.

But wear fa’ the lazy rump,
And may it ne’er be thriving,
It’s not the length that makes me loup
But it’s the double drivin.

Come nidge me Tom, come nidge me Tom,
Come nidge me, o’er the nyvel.
Come lowse an lug your battering ram,
And thrash him at my gyvel