Invitation to the nuptial celebrations of

Bob (Groper) and Rita (Call Girl)

“You and your other half plus kids (your choice) are cordially invited to a weekend of entertainment to celebrate the nuptials of Bob (Groper) and Rita (Call Girl).  The programme includes hashing, music, barbecue, some alcohol or just plain laziness. We have the use of a field near Headley Down, Hants.  to use as a basic campsite for the weekend of 2nd/3rd September.  You can either stay overnight ( bring your own tent and equipment) or just call in for a while and enjoy yourselves. Further details will be issued later”