Invitation to the nuptial celebrations of

Bob (Groper) and Rita (Call Girl)

“You and your other half plus kids (your choice) are cordially invited to a weekend of entertainment to celebrate the nuptials of Bob (Groper) and Rita (Call Girl).  The programme includes hashing, music, barbecue, some alcohol or just plain laziness. We have the use of a field near Headley Down, Hants.  to use as a basic campsite for the weekend of 2nd/3rd September.  You can either stay overnight ( bring your own tent and equipment) or just call in for a while and enjoy yourselves.

The outline plan is as follows…..

Saturday morning (2nd) the Marquee and BBQs etc. Port a Loos turn up (time to be agreed).  Bob and Rita will lay the first Hash (run trail).
Midday on wards, people start arriving and putting up their tents.
3 p.m. Hash run takes place.
4.30ish return to campsite, drinks commence.
Evening BBQ and music –  (music cut off 11 p.m.??)
9 a.m. Breakfast
Start to pack up
11 a.m. morning Hash laid by Bob and Rita
12 to 12:30 return to field and complete pack up and removal of Marquee etc.

Please email Bob and Rita asap

and before 14th July at…

This will help with planning and enable them to email you nearer the date with instructions.
Thank you